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Direct Marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party,you go up to her and say;  I am very rich. Marry me

Advertising
You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says  He s very rich. Marry him

Telemarketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day,you call and say,  Hi, I m very rich. Marry me

Public Relations
You re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,  By the way, I m very rich. Will you marry me?

Brand Recognition
You re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,  You are very rich and I think I want to marry you.

Customer Recognition
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,  I m rich. Marry me . She gives you a nice hard slap on your face!